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The Perfect Life

2014-10-20 03:10:15 by Keven11Twenty7

What is the perfect life? Well what would the perfect life be described as? Most people would assume having a vast wealth would be part of it, or something as simple as owning a house, car, wife and children. You could also believe the perfect life would be having all ambitions, desires, and dreams in life fulfilled. Though all that may seem true, and to some that one would consider to be the perfect life. I’ve always had a different view.

 

The coffee in the morning is refreshing as always. Whether you want black, or an intoxicatingly sweet creamed cup of caffeine, the choice is always yours. With unlimited free cups of cappuccino, mocha, or latte’s; you can create as many blends as you want without charge.

The line in the cafeteria is always empty early in the mornings. Although there are so many different choices, I always grab the same combination to complete my morning routine. Taking my time, I relax and drink my coffee. Just sitting there I could be listening to music and drinking mocha for around 45 minutes to an hour before leaving.

I step outside in the evenly chilled air, enough not to need a jacket. Always leaving with a smile. “What is your life worth? How much of that time do you spend playing video games, watching tv, or depressed? What is life worth if all you do is work, or lay around sleeping? There is no proper or correct way to spend your life, or determine its worth. That is completely up to you."

"I—make sure that every second I breathe, is another second I appreciate and another second I spend living my life.”

 

I wake up and rush at 4:00 AM every morning so that I can eat at the café. It’s the only time it’s not packed and the only time you can run through the line without being late for work in the morning. It’s an easy place to get food even though the establishment takes around $300 out of my paycheck regardless whether or not I eat the food. The coffee is a cheap powder based substance that uses substitute milk and hot water, which not all the time dispenses the proper amount of either. The building blocks off any service signal, so what little songs I have on my phone is my only choice of entertainment for as long as I’m in there.

I step outside in the inconsistent rainy weather, but not enough to need an umbrella. Always exiting with a smile.

Now about the “Perfect Life”. No, some will say I don’t have the perfect life. It’s a good argument to make, but I will always have my opinions on that. If I don’t have the “Perfect Life” then I’d like to say I have the “Perfect Perspective” and that is all I need.



That is why I listed below a 5-paged story of an epic journey featuring a man who has to face a great power of evil! With the only weapon he has... his will.

...

So far I've come up with, "Once upon a time."


M&M Evolution Theory

2011-04-12 07:27:41 by Keven11Twenty7

M&Ms: The Theory of Evolution whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."


Hahaha!!

2011-01-09 08:19:21 by Keven11Twenty7

Thought I was dead did you?
Well... So did I.

But that's not important right now. What isis that I'm finally updating my page. New user pic, new profile pic, new blog, new almost everything. I've even changed my password. Not that it wasn't good from the start, but it kind of--leaked, if you know what I mean. If you're a good boy, and finish the blog, I might just tell you the sacred word that allows you to pass.

Now, on to a different subject. "Why would Kevan/Gage change his pictures? I really thought the one user pic really defined him in a manner most efficient." ~ Granny
True, true. But! Looking at my account, I just felt like changing a few things. Even though I enjoyed most of the stuff I had already up, I still don't want to keep the same old scenery all the time. Change is needed sometimes.
But it was hard as HELL finding a pepsi icon 64x64... Wait what? IT SAYS 60x60!!
Damn, last time I check it was 64... Of course that was way back then... Or I probably just thought it said 64.
If only you were there.

Kevan: Fuck! How many times do I have re-word my searches just to look for a picture?... Lets see... "64x64 Pepsi logo"
...
¡¿ >:( ?!
There's a fucking Coka Cola icon! The hell!

After hours of intense search (which lasted only minutes) I stopped and gave up. But before I had time to click the back button, it struck me. Over to the very top right of the screen, small, round and blue. I saw it. But I still can't use it because of the damn requirements... Ehh, it was a shitty picture anyway.

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I know it doesn't seem like I really put some effort in changing, but I just wanted something different for awhile.
Lets see... I've got an iPhone, the new computer came in, and I look forward to hearing what all you people have been up to. Very eager indeed.


What a month.

2010-09-01 23:06:57 by Keven11Twenty7

There has been so much going on I can't think of where to start.
Well, I was in a car crash. Hospitalized for 3-4 days. The only injuries though were sustained through my big toe.

"Mr. Sallier, would you like to go home now?"

"No! No! I think a few more weeks would do me good."

(Anything that kept me from work.)
If I can recall right it was from stumbling out of the car. But besides the accident, that I didn't cause, I have also been studying up on computers.
In my spare time I would constantly be cramming information into my brain. I think I might just go to college and major in some type of computering.

But before I go on, I would like to thank a good friend of mine, WeirdAlthe3rd has been so reliable these past months. While I was busy doing what I do, he was logged on keeping my account in order. Almost like I had sent it to boot camp. I would have to say it was lead most efficiently.
I just wanted to thank you for that, and if I am able to get my computer running once again the first thing I'll do is upload that picture to you.

If you're wondering about the computer. Well there was this certain problem with it. I think it was because windows couldn't find a program that helped run it. So the computer will no longer start up. But I do have a cousin who's quite talented at this stuff, but who has still neglected to pick up the fucking computer. He'd said something about how it might lose everything that was stored on it. So that means FL studios, Flash 8, and a hell of a lot of other stuff including: All documents wrote in my spare time (Basically just journals, ideas, notes, and unpublished writing.), family pictures, itunes songs (Which include my mother's, brother's, and sister's choice of music.), and last I would have to say that everything I've ever favorited/booked marked would be gone.

Which is very awful.

But hey, I'll get a new desktop all for myself.
No worries, but as for now I still wont be on Newgrounds 24/7. Rather than not being on Newgrounds for weeks at a time I will now frequently check in.

What else is new? Ah!
I've actually been having these strange dreams about Newgrounds. There have been quite a few dealing with me and Nietzlawe. Just strange random dreams that might be trying to tell me something... I guess being away from Newgrounds has it's toll on you.
Most of the dreams are hard to remember, but I could probably name one. Like last night. (Well it would've been last night if I hadn't postponed the blog. Originally I finished writing it 8/31/10 but things come up.)
Anyways the dream started off to where Mr. Lawe was showing me his unfinished projects. (Flash projects.) There was one to where he had created a kind of 3D type of game. Well I was actually in the game, and there were these animals in a cafeteria type of place, but the animals were where the food would normally be displayed, and it was more like this miniature zoo. But that was just one of the random dreams I occasionally get.

Thats about all that has been happening this month.


Oh noes!

2010-06-06 11:04:33 by Keven11Twenty7
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6/5/10
My posts are gone!

I suspect a hacking.
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UPDATE: There are new medals on my account! Whoever has hacked my account must still be active!!


Why Newgrounds!? Why!

2010-05-25 06:36:25 by Keven11Twenty7
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I had finally broken free of your spell binding curse that held me here, and now I find myself returning. What kind of sick, evil game do you like playing!?

Beware! I fear Tom has put a hold on all of us. To keep us--LOYAL! AND PURE IN THE EYES OF THE SITE WE SO DEARLY LOVE!


Kevan has not returned!

2010-05-24 21:27:58 by Keven11Twenty7

For good...


It feels good to be back.

2010-02-22 08:24:15 by Keven11Twenty7
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I'm glad I quit my job... At least now I have time to do the things I need. Not only will I be on Newgrounds once again, but I have other plans in my life as well.

I am no longer a slave to Newgrounds. Day-after-day I would spend most of my life gaining Saves and Blams. But I traded that all back for my life. I learned that Newgrounds was practically ruining my whole future. I'm glad the addiction has stopped.
Anyways I will be around more often and have more time to answer anything you'd like. Thanks for the comments and PM's. That's what mainly made me realize why I needed to stop all this possession Newgrounds had on me.

Let me just say, "Never devote your life to getting higher on the internet." In the end you will lose a lot. I've lost friends, ignored family, (lost a job) and much, much more. So to everyone out there. Please take a day off every once in awhile.

(That means you too Martin.)

Kevan


Saints

2010-02-07 22:10:16 by Keven11Twenty7

I'm just filled with excitment. First time they ever went to the Super Bowl... Even better they won.
Makes me proud to live in Louisiana.